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We would like to have a regular Jokes section and it’s not for want of material of which we receive copious amounts daily. However suitability for publishing is often an issue.
So when we do get something deemed humorous, inoffensive and politically, gender and race correct we will pass it on. That’s a challenge!
We thought this one would just about qualify.
He left home around 8:30 to play golf with his friends. On the way out the door, he answered his wife’s “What time will you be home?” question with “Probably around 1:30 – I’ll have lunch at the club.”
1:30 came and went, 3:00 passed, 6:15, still not home, finally at about 7:00 PM he rolls in the driveway, leaves his clubs in the garage, and presents his wife with a pizza, and begins the apologetic story.
We finished our game about 11:30, had lunch, and I started home, when alongside the road I saw this attractive girl with a flat tire on her car. I stopped to help, got the tire changed, and looked around for a place to wash my hands. She offered money, but I refused, so she suggested that I at least allow her to buy me a beer.
She said there’s a tavern just up the road, and they have a restroom, you can clean up a bit. I agreed to stop, we had a beer, then another beer, then a couple more, and I realized that this girl was not only pretty, she was very friendly, and a good companion to spend time with. Before I knew it, we were in the motel next door ………. And that is why I am so late getting home.
His wife looked him right in the eye and said “Don’t bullsh…. Me, you played 36 holes, didn’t you?”
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Lee Westwood and Rory McIlroy will play the VOLVO World Match Play Championship 2011
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| This year’s field promises to be absolutely stellar. In the last few weeks we have received more confirmations from some of the top golfers in the planet.
World number 2, Lee Westwood has confirmed he will be playing the tournament as well as young European star Rory McIlroy (World n.8). We are also awaiting confirmation from World n.1 Martyn Kaymer. The Match Play is shaping up to become one of the best events on the European Tour schedule for 2011
Here is the complete list of players (with World ranking) that have qualified and confirmed their participation:
Lee Westwood (2), Graeme McDowell (4), Paul Casey (7), Rory McIlroy (8), Ian Poulter (13), Robert Karlsson (17), Francesco Molinari (18), Ross Fischer (39) and YE Yang (43).
Hopefully we will have more great news in the coming weeks
If you wish to review tournament info in detail, please visit: www.volvoworldmatchplay.com |
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Spain goes 100% Non-Smoking After 2nd Attempt
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The good news for non-smokers visiting Spain is that at the second bite of the cherry Spain has managed to step into line with the rest of Europe in relation to anti-smoking laws.
The previous legislation had a few loopholes resulting in a very cloudy interpretation of the law.
Now there can be no ambiguity – smoking indoors is illegal unless you end up in a Spanish jail where you are free to smoke!
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Air Traffic Controllers Strike – Martial Law!
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A lightening strike by Spain’s highly paid air-traffic controllers may have been the defining moment in the Spanish government’s tolerance of trade unions. Massive disruption was caused during the busiest travel week in the year in early December (incorporating 2 national holidays).
The government took the draconian step of placing the airports and their staff under martial law and anyone disobeying an instruction such as refusing to work would be court-martial led and thrown in jail.
This was an amazing decision from a hitherto tolerant government. They seem to have finally appreciated the public’s outrage. Either that or many politicians had holiday plans disrupted!
Another series of planned strikes for Easter and summer has been averted.
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Jet 2 new Edinburgh – Malaga Service
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Jet 2 have commenced a twice weekly service.
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I didn’t know the San Pedro is nearly about to open already. I expected it to open maybe for the end of the year, when summer is over.
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